I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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