We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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