sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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