I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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