i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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