watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
there is glitter all over my balls
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
