I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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