so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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