i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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