The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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