Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
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