i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
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