i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
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