Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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