im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
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