Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Randomize