I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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