Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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