No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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