He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
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