so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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