69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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