doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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