Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
We need to get me chipped asap
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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