1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
It's not a walk of shame if you run
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
Randomize
