it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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