hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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