so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
We are two peas in an std pod
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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