All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
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