Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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