what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I love you. Go after that dick
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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