we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Randomize
