i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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