did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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