just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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