i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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