Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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