i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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