What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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