I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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