i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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