where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
Swine flu. Run for my life!
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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