i was born a porn star she said
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
True strength comes from lack of pants
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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