Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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