so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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