Whats the glycemic index on semen?
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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