One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
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