your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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