i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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