I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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