And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
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