I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Randomize
