found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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