Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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