508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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