I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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