Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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