Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
No...this little piggys going to the bar
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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